• Caffeinated Toothpaste

    Make mornings more productive by getting a jolt of energy from this caffeinated toothpaste. With each brush equivalent to one cup of coffee, this plaque fighting toothpaste helps increase your focus and alertness without causing a crash.

    $9.96 Add to cart
  • Crayola Crayon Maker

    Watch your young artist create vivid works of art with incredible color done with custom crayons created by this Crayola crayon maker machine. Your kid will be able to transform their regular single colored crayons into mini color swirl cra

    $39.99 Add to cart
  • Darth Vader Toaster Helmet

    May the toast be with you as you sit down to enjoy a well balanced breakfast courtesy of the Darth Vader toaster helmet. Shaped like Vader’s iconic helmet, the toaster brands each slice of bread with the famous Star Wars logo on each side

    $39.99 Add to cart
  • Lucid Dreaming Supplement

    Become the master of your dreams by taking control of them with help from this lucid dreaming supplement. The supplement uses a two pill approach that helps your body achieve the ideal conditions for lucid dreaming and improved dream recall

    $29.99 Add to cart
  • Spherical Food Converter

    Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

    $99.99 Add to cart
  • True Reflection Mirror

    As strange as it sounds, we will never be able to see our actual reflection, unless we’re in possession of the true reflection mirror. The only kind in the word, the mirror shows things as they actually are without reversing the left and

    $295.00 Add to cart
  • Tactical Self Defense Pen

    Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an atta

    $17.99 Add to cart
  • Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

    Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion

    $14.99 Add to cart
  • 55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

    Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of t

    $1,468.80 Add to cart